What This Little Girl Said In Response to a Teacher Is Proof: What You See Isn’t Always What You Get!
Ok, we know that our kids’ teachers aren’t REALLY trying to convince them that God doesn’t exist. But this joke really tickled our funny bone!
One day a 12-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TEACHER: Do you see the grass outside?
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. [he exits the room and returns a few minutes later] Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: [clearly getting tired of the questions by now] Yessssss.
GIRL: Did you see the sky?
GIRL: Do you see the teacher?
GIRL: Do you see her brain?
GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!