We’ve mentioned before all the stuff Christians say that gives us our very own subculture language. Among with all the other great, unique memories from growing up in church, being on fire, sold out and always fellowshipping are defining marks of the Christian walk. But for the new member or the seeker, they may need a few tips. Thankfully, Blimey Cow produced this hilarious guide to talking like a Christian.
Michael Harrell is a former staff member and current volunteer at St. Luke's Lutheran Church in Federal Way, Washington. A blogger by hobby and social media manager by trade, he continues to teach the faith to ninth graders when he's not busy watching movies or theatre. He loves the Seattle Mariners, and his wife wants you to know he's married. You can follow him on Twitter.