What This Little Girl Said In Response to a Teacher Is Proof: What You See Isn’t Always What You Get!
This joke about what kids are learning in school really tickled our funny bone!
One day a 12-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TEACHER: Do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. [he exits the room and returns a few minutes later] Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.
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GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: [clearly getting tired of the questions by now] Yessssss.
GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss.
GIRL: Do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
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